第二日罷工之乜(Mug)嘢事

思然 oce
Mar 28, 2023
Photo by Olena Sergienko on Unsplash

今日係第二日老師罷工。(一如以往,我遲佐無數日先寫完呢篇——第三第四日罷工都發生佐嘞。)

巴士出乎意料咁順利,七點十二分已經返到學校,上次個數學老師已經喺門口派傳單,得一個人既picket line。

因為係數學老師,我無聊咁稔:一個人既picket line算唔算係line呢,應該係picket dot。

我同佢打招呼,佢問我係咪香港過黎。我話係啊。佢問我係咪因為政治原因過黎,我話係,講佐少少我喺大學做嘢同香港情況。

佢話佢去佐好多香港人搞既遊行,好支持香港,佢連羊村事件都知道。我多謝佢咁支持,佢話某個國家既獨裁,所有人都應該要做啲嘢。呢個時候,歷史老師都出現埋。

picket line終於出現。

食完早餐,又去圖書館睇仔。今日仲係中五既模疑考試,去到禮堂就係一個試場,當年考會考同高考既回憶返晒黎,真係好有壓力。

午餐繼續係意粉,今次有一大碟,叫做夠飽,但係煲到過晒時,爭啲就係糊仔。

食完飯再去監考,無驚無險就收工。

同場加映:幫手搵杯?

呢排教員室啲杯得返幾隻,本多係有二百幾隻,但係好多先生拎佐上課室辦公室之後又唔攞返落黎,所以成個教員室得返幾隻杯。呢幾日每日通告都有叫人唔好做Mug (Hoarder)。

英國人好鐘意食字,Mug除佐解杯之外,仲可以解傻瓜,搶劫,Harry Potter入面既muggle我懷疑都有機會係食呢個Mug字。

通告如下:

REMINDER!!!! Don’t Be a Mug (Hoarder)!

You will have seen that we are currently running very low on mugs in the staff room. Unless you are one for drinking your cup of tea out of a bowl (also running very low), please bring all your mugs and cutlery down to the staff room and place them in the dishwasher. If onsite and able to help with a runaround the academy today that would be great — there are around 200 mugs lurking somewhere???

提醒! ! !唔好做傻仔/杯(收藏家)!

你應該已經見到我哋教員室得返好少杯。除非你係嗰啲用碗黎飲一杯茶既人(碗都得返好少),唔係既話請你將所有杯同餐具拎返去教員室再放入洗碗機裡。如果你今日有返工,可以既話,幫手喺學校到巡邏,咁就非常好嘞 — 大約有200個杯子匿埋在某啲地方???

(好鬼難譯得全神。斜體既罷工日先加既。)

我就無份去搵杯,不過啲清潔職員就拎住個籃去搵杯,好似都搵佐幾十隻杯。

不過,今日教員室又係得返四隻杯。

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思然 oce

PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Computer Science Teacher | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA