小故事大道理:點樣寫麥嘜字

我寫㗎

以前訪問麥家碧(畫麥嘜的插畫家),問佢點樣寫麥嘜字,佢話:

其實做乜嘢都係咁,我哋要學既係態度,唔係技術。譬如你想寫小朋友字,你就要學習佢嗰種生活態度:

小朋友好矮,佢要貼住張枱去寫字,根本睇唔到個界喺邊。一寫,就出咗界。佢又睇唔到喎。寫寫吓,哎唷,錯咗喎,出界喎!咁點呢?佢又搵唔到擦膠,咁咪用口水捽囉。捽捽捽捽捽,哎唷,張紙穿喎,咁點算呢?咁又發Ti騰。

然後媽媽話:「算啦,飲杯嘢先啦!」咁就飲抔熱朱古力,一擺,就係杯印。然之後又捽,又擦,之後嗰啲一粒粒既污糟嘢啊,手指印啊,就全部喺張紙度。寫字又震顫顫,咁樣啲字就孿公蝦米。

因為當年校報要用書面語,而呢段真係無辦法原汁原味「翻譯」成書面語,靈機一觸,想像自己係一個K3小朋友,慢慢「貼住張枱」,用佐成個鐘咁鬥佐上面堆字出嚟,似乎真係work — 呢個方法我今時今日整教材要扮細路字都仲用緊 :P。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA