「該死唔駛病」VS「翻蒸口罩重用」

思然 oce
2 min readJan 30, 2020
佢起碼好過葉劉,有戴口罩,唔駛我打格。

早排,我同老友訴苦,我家兩老成日話「該死唔駛病」唔肯戴口罩,叫得掂佢哋戴又成日重用又摸眼摸鼻,仲辛苦過喺幼稚園教仔。

頭先,呢位素來冷靜斯文的老友氣急敗壞打電話來:「救命啊,我阿媽仲大鑊過你阿爸阿媽啊,佢信蒸口罩真係得架,叫我攞返啲細路用既口罩俾佢蒸。我講乜佢都唔信啊,我驚佢我唔睇住真係俾呢啲蒸口罩我個仔用啊。你話晒都係doctor你幫我同佢講下啦。」

我滴汗:「呃我係博士喎……你阿媽好似都知我心理學架,有乜用啊?」(其實係哲學博士,不過費事啲人以為我真係讀哲學所以都係話自己讀心理學算數)

老友的媽媽是深藍絲,會去何已完撐警大會,仲成日like埋啲深藍假文。佢哋已經冷戰佐好耐。

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思然 oce

PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Computer Science Teacher | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA