英國 — 潔癖既地獄

思然 oce
Aug 16, 2023
Photo by Liana Mikah on Unsplash

英國人既日常衛生意識比較低,雖然我無潔癖,但有時都會頂佢哋唔順。更大鑊既係,佢哋成日都今日既我打低昨日既我——低處未算低,我黎佐一年幾,間唔中都仲會俾佢哋嗰種視所有嘢都係乾淨既行為,出其不意咁嚇親。

著住鞋入屋四圍踩+地羶呢個組合=勁污糟

大家睇電視都會見到好多外國人著住鞋直接踩上床,呢個係真既,好多英國人都係著住鞋入屋四圍踩,佢哋仲要係舖晒地羶,我其實真係唔明點解入屋唔除鞋。

有次我個櫃有問題,前屋主就著住佢對行山鞋想直接踩入我間房,好彩佢見到我面有難色,問我駛唔駛除鞋,我即刻話要。大姐,我間房入面張地羶雖然唔係好乾淨,但係你對鞋真係好污糟啊。

我搬佐入嚟之後,一直都覺得張地羶好污糟,我買過啲地羶清潔過幾次,都仲係覺得唔乾淨,我好唔鐘意地羶,但係因為我住地下,如果無地羶冬天真係會好涷,所以又唔可以掉,我…

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思然 oce

PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Computer Science Teacher | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA