若要人不知 唔好當人低B — 有關拖功課

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港鐵話公眾假期所以要遲交report,仲離譜過啲大學生。

識得成功講大話呃到人,其實係小朋友既認知發展里程碑:因為講大話係需要估你想呃嘅人會點稔,再稔下點樣講先可以呃到佢,唔會穿煲。同理,識得稔一個好啲既藉口說服人俾你遲交功課,都一樣要稔下你要說服既人會點稔,再度身訂造一個說服到佢既藉口。

不過,港鐵又駛乜理說唔說服到你呢?反正佢連公眾假期唔交功課呢啲白痴藉口都講得出,擺到明知道連政府都吹佢唔帳。

但係,大學生,你哋應該未到港鐵既Level ,唔該講大話/搵藉口時用下個腦,考慮下我哋嘅感受。

無錯,一到交功課或者考final時間,一眾tutor同lecturer都要經歷一段勞氣既日子:就係成日俾學生當我哋係低B白痴。為佐R多少少時做功課,啲學生真係無所不用其極。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA