若要人不知 唔好當人低B — 有關抄功課

王心其「最近」文章提起抄功課,我先醒起三年前寫拖功課篇文提過會寫抄功課……

(呃,咁你仲好意思話人拖功課,我呢啲咪係五百步笑五十步囉。)

(然後,其實我寫寫下又再拖,所以已經唔係「最近」了。)

抄功課對中學生黎講應該係好少事。中學時代,我雖然無抄過功課,但係都有借過功課俾人抄。不過,我中學同學抄功課既方法去到大學都唔會出事既,因為大家都會堅守以下的原則:

  1. 集百家之大成——每題都抄唔同同學,務求無咁易俾老師捉到;
  2. 所謂抄都係參考,甚少會唔用腦直接搬字過紙。同學抄既時候見到你做錯會話返俾你聽。(高考有啲功課係計入高考分架好似,所以大家都好認真做。同埋做lab啲數據好難一模一樣,所以一定唔可以照抄。)

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA