自願被偷聽的年代

剛剛想叫Siri 計時,叫了句Hey Siri,Siri回應了一句,同時 Google Assistant也插咀:

Oh hello William Shakespeare, how can I help you :D

搞乜鬼我又唔係叫你……

有時真係想熄佐個咪,因為硬係覺得俾Google同Apple咁樣長期偷聽好危險。但係我真係好需要問Siri同Google Assistant幾點,天氣點,同叫佢哋計下時或者提下我做嘢。

碰巧昨天和同事食完午飯一點幾,經過地鐵站,入面傳來越來越強勁既歌聲「愛已是負累 相愛似受罪 心底如今滿苦淚……」,原來迎面一位伯伯提著一個小形擴音器,和大家分享自己心愛的歌曲。

「舊日情如醉 此際怕再追 偏偏癡心想見你……」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA