有少少搞笑:雞同鴨講(幼稚園篇)

小朋友玩得好嘈。老師:「你哋再咁嘈,我就取消你哋玩嘅資格!」
小男孩甲問小男孩乙:「資格?乜嘢係資格?」
小男孩乙:「呢啲指甲啊!」(指住自己隻手指甲)
小男孩甲:「燒佐你啲指甲!」

由於做研究要喺幼稚園不停講故事,所以喺幼稚園度每日可以飲兩公升水。因為第一日我淨係帶佐一樽水,又無時間去教員室打水,所以去阿信屋買佐一排六支750ml有氣水。

之後每日都用呢啲空樽裝水回校,講故事口渴就會飲水。間中有小朋友問我飲乜嘢,我都話「水囉。」

今日,有個小朋友問:「謝老師,你做乜成日飲酒啊?」

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