目賭一段萌芽的戀情給毁滅

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在紅磡坐西鐵回家,見到一對廿多歲男女上車。

女:「送到呢度就得啦,聽朝仲要返工,你過對面坐火車返屋企吧。」

男:「唔緊要啦,我想傾多陣。」

他們就坐在我旁邊,從談話內容,應該是相識不久。他倆互相談自己的工作,喜好,去過的地方等,似乎有惺惺相識、相逢恨晚之感。我碰巧耳機沒電,所以被迫邊看kindle邊聽他們的對話。

大概過了二十分鐘,我們在荃灣與錦上路之間,兩人忽然靜了下來,大概是找不到話題,dead air。

於是,女的拿出手機,好像是想給男看旅行照片以繼續話題,避免尷尬。

男看著她的屏幕,問:「咦,蘋果彈啲嘢出嚟喎…你睇蘋果㗎?」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA