監考異聞錄

https://www.flickr.com/photos/admissions360/

Gary Ho 的監考文後,勾起我不少監考回憶。

首先,唔知係咪依家DSE或者外國既公開試唔駛帶文具。有啲考生,真係鉛筆?無!擦膠?無!試過有人考統計學入門連計數機都無。大佬,我哋係無可能準備埋計數機架,帶一打中華牌鉛筆已經算係仁至義盡架啦。見到呢啲學生兩梳蕉咁嚟考試,老溤咁問我哋攞文具,莫非佢哋誤以為百無一「物」是書生。

而且,有時真係好懷疑佢哋係咪自己去考公開試,連基本考試規則都唔識,例如打開本書或筆記放地下。問佢哋仲扮唔知點解喺地下,唔通有人行過踢佐放凳㡳本書出黎,然後又有風吹開佐本書?

好彩呢啲學生唔多,不過當你個科超過一百人時,就梗有一兩個係咁。我開頭都會有想(佢)死既感覺,依家已經慣佐。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA