番外篇:我其實是給「踢出校」的

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敬愛的鄒老師:

您好,我是思然。雖然您過去三十多年應該教過許多個思然,但我相信您腦海中第一個想起的「思然」就是我。

是的,7歲的我在二年級的學期初插班,應該給您帶來很多不少挑戰和麻煩吧。您當時只知道我是在一所成績更好的學校讀書,還考了全級第一。您以為我轉校只是因為媽媽告訴校長的原因:她想我在家附近的學校讀書。

我上課的第一天,你要求每個人拿出一本練習本來默書。我立即舉手反對:「我不默書啊!我根本不知道我們要默書,我連中文書也沒有,不公平啊!」

我肯定如果還未轉校,中文老師一定會發狂罵我,甚至會拖我出課室罰站或見校長。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA