有少少搞笑:DNA出錯(小學篇)

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COVID-19第三波停課前一天,好好彩約到一間小學收data。因為人手短缺,於是難得可以上陣同一班小四小五學生收data。

我:「各位同學午安,我喺嚟同大家做中文研究架……」

同學甲興奮:「嘩研究啊?要研究乜嘢啊?」

同學乙緊張:「你喺咪嚟收集我哋既DNA架!?」

我:「唔係啊,我做中文學習研究,唔駛收集DNA既……」(心稔,小朋友你都好緊貼時事喎,嗰排大家都仲未算好熱烈討論健康碼。)

同學乙無咁緊張:「咁都好啲。我以為你要收集我哋啲DNA睇下邊個中文叻啲,我啱啱睇緊《 XXX基因XXX》有個研究係咁架。」(唔記得個書名,淨係記得有基因兩隻字。)

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA