有少少搞笑:黑色暴雨(幼稚園篇)

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老師:「今日雲姐姐喊啊,好大雨啊,你哋知唔知係乜野暴雨警告啊?」
小朋友甲:「黑色!」
小朋友乙:「唔係啊,黑色暴雨我就喺屋企瞓懶覺啦!」

幼稚園生日會,生日的小朋友自備生日蛋榚。

一個小朋友指著用聖安娜紙盒包裝的蛋榚,跟我說:「謝老師謝老師,呢個蛋榚我架!」
我:「好靚喎,邊個買俾你架?」
小朋友搖搖頭:「唔係買架!」
我:「唔係買架?」
小朋友:「係我阿嫲拎俾我架!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA