有少少搞笑:電腦測試(小學篇)

小朋友做電腦測試,電腦:「如果你有問題就舉手問老師啦。」
小朋友冷笑:「哼,邊度有老師啊?」
我:「我咪係囉。」
小朋友:「你?你讀緊大學咋…未畢業唔算數囉。」

電腦評估程式很慢。
小朋友不耐煩:「咁慢㗎,好心你就唔好用hp啦,用埋啲咁渣既手提電腦…」
我:「咁你有乜好介紹?」
小朋友:「Sony同Samsung啦,我用緊,快好多㗎!」

評估之後,因為小朋友的媽媽遲來,便帶他到我個office,他問:「呢個位你㗎?」
我:「係啊。」…

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA