有少少搞笑:錢錢錢錢(幼稚園篇)

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老師上堂派有關約見社工服務嘅回條。

小朋友甲:「乜嘢係社工啊?」
老師:「唔…小明個媽媽係社工,小明你知唔知你媽咪做乜㗎?」
小明:「唔知啊……」
老師:「唔…社工係會幫一啲有需要嘅人,好似有啲屋企無錢用……」
小朋友乙興奮舉手:「我媽咪成日都話無錢架!!!」
一眾小朋友舉手:「我媽咪都無錢架!!!」

小朋友:「我想要公主貼紙。」
我:「我無公主貼紙啊。」
小朋友:「咁你去買啦!」
我:「我無錢喎……」
小朋友:「咁你勤力啲返多啲工就會有錢㗎嘞!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA