有少少搞笑:講大話甩大牙(幼稚園篇)

“Male child in Englewood roaring at the camera while playing with a monster constructed from toy bricks” by Eddie Kopp on Unsplash

小女孩見到同學講大話給老師責罵,和旁邊的小男孩說:「小朋友唔可以講大話架,講大話會甩大牙架!」
小男孩搖頭:「唔係喎……係個鼻會變好長好長好長啊!」

另外,我明白家長唔想小朋友睇電視同食麥當勞,但係當老師聽到小朋友認真咁同其他小朋友講「麥當勞既漢堡包係用狗糧做架!」同「睇得電視多對眼會流血架!」,而其他小朋友嚇呆佐,老師好難唔踢爆你個大話架喎……

其實小朋友好多都好誠實㗎,例如,小朋友交功課大叫:「老師,係咪畫得好靚啊?我阿姨做架!」

科學迷小朋友畫火箭,入面仲有幾個太空人,外面仲有好多星同星球,之後佢用黑色蠟筆喺火箭上面狂圈⋯
我:「呃,你係咪畫緊黑洞?」
小朋友:「係啊!黑洞好勁架!會吸佐架火箭架!」
我好欣賞佢好俾心機畫完幅架火箭再好俾心機油黑晒,唯有希望佢唔會俾老師鬧啦。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA