有少少搞笑:茶點時間(幼稚園篇)

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茶點時間

老師在白板寫著「惜食行動」。
老師問:「有冇人知『惜食』個『惜』字點解啊?」
小朋友舉手:「惜食囉!我阿媽成日話我好識食!」

幼稚園貧富餐:富餐食物豐富,有木瓜、雞翼、意粉、腸仔、水果撻、果汁等;貧餐就只得豬仔包和清水。

一個討厭木瓜的富餐小朋友興奮地拿著木瓜。我們都在奇怪,他明明討厭吃木瓜為何這樣高興。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA