有少少搞笑:自作聰明(小學篇)

小朋友進來評估室劈頭第一句話:「姐姐,你知唔知自作多情點解?」
我:「唔,你知唔知啊?」
小朋友:「知啊。」
我:「咁你解釋下啦。」
小朋友:「嗱,譬如有個人寫個字寫得啱,之後另一個人又話佢寫錯……咁咪係自作多情囉……」
我:「咁係叫自作聰明喎……」

小朋友:「嘩,咁難嘅!咁即係迫我出必殺技啦!」
我:「乜嘢必殺技咁犀利啊?」
小朋友:「哎唷,唔講得俾你聽喎。講佐俾你聽你會唔俾分我㗎。」
我:「咁你唔駛講啦,快啲做啦。」
小朋友頓了一頓:「其實咪係亂撞囉…」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA