有少少搞笑:童言無忌(幼稚園篇)

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小男孩:「嘩!你有白頭髮啊!等我幫你掹啦!」
我:「唔駛嘞,遠睇見唔到嘅。」
小男孩退後幾步:「唔係喎,仲見到喎,好多白頭髮喎⋯⋯」
小女孩:「媽咪話唔可以話人有白頭髮,唔係大個佐就會有好多白頭髮!」

幼稚園走廊放了幾盤膠花膠桔作新年佈置。
小男孩甲:「謝老師,你睇,有好多花啊!」
我:「係喎,有好多花喎。你知唔知做乜有咁多花呢?」
小男孩乙:「我知我知!拜山!拜山有好多花㗎!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA