有少少搞笑:男女大不同(幼稚園篇)

小女孩:「謝老師!我講個故事俾你聽吖!」
我:「好啊,咩故事啊?」
小女孩:「白雪公主。從前有個白雪公主⋯」
小男孩:「我知!個王子錫佐個公主一啖,之後⋯」
小女孩:「無咁快啊!你聽我講先啦⋯」
我(對小男孩):「你等佢講先,我一陣聽你講。」

小女孩:「白雪公主個媽媽死佐,佢個新媽媽係巫婆⋯」
小男孩:「我知!個王子錫佐個公主一啖!」
小女孩:「我講緊啊!!」
小男孩:「唔駛講咁多喎,最緊要都係王子錫佐個公主一啖!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA