有少少搞笑:生活雜記

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有少少搞笑系列某程度係因為我小學時經常看讀者文摘內的「浮世繪」、「童言童語」、「開懷大笑」等由讀者投稿的短篇笑話開始的。以下是一部份我平日無聊時會記下的故事。

書店內。

一個三歲左右的小男孩邊跑邊東張西望:媽咪!媽咪!媽咪!﹙超過一分鐘﹚
我跟著他,同時看看附近有沒有職員。
另一個兩歲左右的小男孩望著他,然後指著自己身邊的女仕:媽咪!呢度!
三歲小男孩望了望那女仕,繼續周圍找媽媽,兩歲小男孩急忙衝上前,看來是想告訴三歲小男孩媽媽就在自己身邊。

女仕捉實他:你走開就好似佢咁唔見佐媽咪!

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA