有少少搞笑:玩完可以再玩(幼稚園篇)

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小朋友:「謝老師你同我去玩丫!」
我:「你玩過架喎…」
小朋友:「玩完可以再玩!」
我:「但係同之前一模一樣架喎。」
小朋友:「都可以再玩架!」
我:「但係仲有好多小朋友未玩喎…」
小朋友:「咁幾時會有新遊戲啊?」
我:「無新遊戲架啦。玩晒啦。」(收埋嗰轉數據就要閉關寫畢業論文。)
小朋友:「下!點解啊?」
我:「我無晒貼紙囉…」(佢哋「玩」完,我會送貼紙俾佢哋,而由於我啲「遊戲」好悶,我一直覺得啲小朋友係因為想要貼紙先成日說要玩。)
小朋友:「無貼紙啊⋯⋯」
我:「係啊,所以無得玩啦。」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA