有少少搞笑:未飲水(幼稚園篇)

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同小朋友做task。我:「XXX呀,你個『X』字同我個名嗰個『X』字一樣架喎!」
小朋友疑惑:「吓?咩啊?」
我指住佢名牌個『X』字:「我個名都有個『X』字架!」
小朋友驚訝:「吓?你個名唔係謝老師咩?」

小朋友甲:「我發夢見到隻青蛙,有翼,會飛架!」
小朋友乙:「我發夢我個口罩唔見佐啊!」
(小朋友乙差不多每天也會戴口罩。)

我和一組小朋友一起坐。一小女孩突然指著我的額角,跟我說:「謝老師,你如果呢度整隻蝴蝶結呢,你就會變成Hello Kitty架啦!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA