有少少搞笑:最鐘意玩(幼稚園篇)

“A little boy playing with different colored legos” by Caleb Woods on Unsplash

小朋友:「我最鐘意同xxx玩手指!」
我:「玩手指?點玩啊?」
小朋友:「即係包剪揼啊!」

小男孩:「我最鐘意砌高達!」
我:「你識砌高達咁勁?」
小男孩:「係啊!我同爸爸一齊砌。不過,其實全部都係爸爸砌,佢話我淨係負責MEET,不過,爸爸又同媽咪講話佢淨係負責教我砌架喎,但係其實我都無砌過架,次次都係爸爸砌晒喎。」
我:「咁你有冇同爸爸講你想砌啊?」
小男孩:「有啊,爸爸次次都話下次買個易啲既俾我砌,但係佢次次開佐都話好難架。」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA