有少少搞笑:擺自己上枱

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做佐top writer in humor幾個月,其實我覺得自己唔幽默,但係舊同事話我係冷面笑匠,因為我成日都好認真咁講/做一啲搞笑既嘢:

趕時間,去麵包舖匆匆夾幾個麵包,跟住俾錢。收銀員拎佐我盤麵包入櫃枱計數。我俾完錢,收銀員將盤麵包放喺枱面,我急不及待拎起啲麵包轉身走,同時稔住打開書包放麵包入去,先發現我拎住成盤麵包…

尷尬轉身,見到個收銀員目定口呆,一手拎住個夾住麵包既夾,一手拎住個麵包袋,應該係震驚到唔知可以俾乜反應所以定佐格。

我之前都係係拎放找續/咭既盤啫,做乜越拎越大個盤⋯⋯

唔小心打錯佐俾朋友。

WhatsApp朋友:「唔駛理我個call,我㩒錯。」
朋友反問:「㩒錯乜嘢?」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA