有少少搞笑:擺同事上枱(英式幽默)

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我有個同事阿悅,佢喺學校做佐二十年,好資深亦都好好人。不過,佢有時都幾大頭蝦,例如佢成日攞人哋啲嘢以為係自己既。

請留意,我同事不是我。雖然佢做既嘢我估我都好有可能會做,但係呢個真係唔係我。

上堂鐘響,阿悅拎起自己個袋,再隨手拎起枱面部手提電腦就走。

我老細:「你要幾多部手提電腦?」
阿悅:「一部啊。」
老細:「咁你做乜拎住部手提電腦?」
阿悅:「我要去上堂啊,我不嬲都帶手提電腦……」
老細:「但係你拎佐我部手提電腦……你唔係揹住佐一部啦咩?」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA