有少少搞笑:揹書包(幼稚園篇)

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明仔(化名)記人名很差,三年來都叫我做姐姐。但係佢認得我嘅,因為佢淨係會叫我帶佢去玩。

今日,明仔見到我,揮手叫:「姐姐,同我去玩吖!」
我:「 我唔係姐姐啊!我係邊個啊?」(其實我次次同佢既開場白都係呢句,佢通常會會亂講「陳老師/黃老師⋯⋯」)
明仔:「靚女!!!」

史兄 ,因為你之前highlight咗靚女,寫返呢段俾你😛…

兩個四歲小朋友上課前的對話:

甲:「有人喺課室,跳返嚟⋯⋯」
乙:「跟住跌穿頭,流血!」(笑)
甲:「跟住轉~飛去太空!」
乙:「跟住跌落嚟!呯!流血!」
甲(惡):「唔係,要去太空!」
乙(驚):「哦⋯⋯」
甲:「啲星星拮佢,佢個引擎,唔夠火,tuuuuu…跌返落黎!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA