有少少搞笑:我最鐘意技安(幼稚園篇)

我喺幼稚園既休息室收data,入面有張床,俾小朋友唔舒服時休息……

帶小朋友入去,小朋友大叫:「嘩!謝老師呢度喺你屋企嚟架?」
我:「梗係唔係啦…」
小朋友:「你張床都喺度喎……」

我:「你要叮噹、史迪仔、winnie the pooh定little twins stars 貼紙啊?」
小朋友:「我最鐘意多啦美,我爸爸就鐘意多啦A夢。」
我:「咁我送五個多啦美俾你啦⋯⋯我得返四個多啦美咋喎,你不如㨂一個多啦A夢送俾爸爸吖!」
小朋友㨂一大輪,揀佐一個雪榚貼紙。
我:「咦,你做乜唔㨂個多啦A夢俾爸爸既?」
小朋友:「 其實我爸爸最鐘意就係食野,佢成日偷食架!」」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA