有少少搞笑:我同佢無可能架!(幼稚園篇)

“Two pigeons nuzzle on a wall in the Trocadéro, the Eiffel Tower visible in the background” by Fabrizio Verrecchia on Unsplash

小女孩同我講:「嘉嘉好鐘意小明架!嘻嘻⋯⋯ 」(之前嘉嘉都有同我講過佢鐘意小明)
小明:「唔好再講啦,我同佢無可能架!」
我:「吓?乜嘢無可能啊?」
小明:「嘉嘉高過我,我唔可以同佢結婚架。」
我:「點解高過你就唔可以結婚啊?」
小明:「我媽媽話男仔一定要高過女仔架!」
我:「咁你爸爸係咪高過你媽媽架?」
小明:「梗係啦!我媽媽好矮架,我都就黎高過佢啊!我去到佢呢度嘞~」(比劃自己個心口)

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA