有少少搞笑:幫小學生做評估

評估前…

我:「你記唔記得舊年我同你做過評估啊?」
小朋友:「唔記得喎。」

評估後…

小朋友:「我要禮物!我記得舊年你同我做完評估有禮物㗎!」

小二小朋友做完評估等媽媽,我和他閒聊,他提起之後要去的地方,我問:「哦,是不是citysuper附近啊?」
小朋友:「吓?citysuper?好似無見過喎……」
我:「唔,咁可能我記錯啦,可能嗰度無。」
小朋友:「可能係我唔識讀呢…咩嘢嚟㗎?」
我:「超級巿場囉!你連illustrator同author都識,無理由唔識讀citysuper架…」
小朋友稔佐一陣,忽然恍然大悟:「哦!你講個間好多標點符號既超級市場!哎唷,原來係citysuper,我叫佢做C-感嘆號-T-Y super 㗎!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA