有少少搞笑:幫小學生做評估(二)

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遇上極不集中的小朋友,幾經辛苦終於做到最後一個測試…

小朋友:「最後一樣嗱?咁做完之後點啊?」
我:「做完咪可以同媽咪返屋企囉。」
小朋友:「咁你呢?你係咪都會嚟我屋企啊?」
我:「唔係啊。你快啲做啦,你媽咪係出面等佐好耐啦。」

(小朋友做了兩題。)

小朋友:「我總共做佐幾耐啊?」
我:「三個鐘啦。」
小朋友:「嘩,原來我做佐咁耐架!好勁啊!通常其他小朋友做幾耐架?」
我:「你唔好問嘞,快啲做啦…」(其他小朋友通常做兩個鐘)
小朋友:「咁我可唔可以做四個鐘架?」
我:「唔得,你專心啲做埋佢先…」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA