有少少搞笑:國際幼稚園篇

小朋友帶書回來跟同學分享。

老師:「 呢本係‘Sal the Shark’! 邊個帶返嚟㗎?」
Joe 舉手:「我啊!」
老師:「唔該Joe,我哋睇下第一頁先,她在做甚麼?」(what is she doing?)
Joe: 「No! Sal係男仔!」
老師:「唔,呢個係一個幾得意既問題⋯⋯通常Sal都係指Sally,咁你哋覺得佢係男仔定女仔啊?」
半班:「男仔!」( “She is a boy!” )
老師:「唔,但係佢真係女仔啊!」
Joe: 「No!! 佢係男仔啊!佢係男仔啊!!!!
老師:「Okay,你點解覺得佢係男仔啊?」
Joe:「因為佢無頭髮!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA