有少少搞笑:你成日都唔就人!(路邊觀察)

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一對男女在百貨公司內拉扯。

男:「又睇衫……唔好睇啦!」
女:「睇一陣啦……70% off 啊!」
男:「最多五分鐘!!」
女:「你成日都唔就人!」

男-五歲左右的小男孩
女-他的媽媽

在巴士站等車時拿著筆改功課,一西裝友在我身邊依依唷唷,我以為他是在說電話,沒留意他說甚麼,他忽然奪走我的筆,走到一旁,嘗試在手上寫字。

過了一會,他走回來把筆遞給,惡道:「你支筆無墨嘅。」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA