有少少搞笑:你係老師喎(幼稚園篇)

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小朋友甲:「謝老師,一齊玩啦!」
我:「我唔得閒啊,遲啲先可以同你哋玩。」
小朋友甲:「你做乜咁唔得閒啊?你又唔駛做功課⋯」
我:「唔係架,其實我做緊功課……」(我真係做緊功課架——我收緊data嚟寫論文。)
小朋友甲:「吓!你係老師喎,駛乜做功課啊?」
小朋友乙:「咩啊,老師梗係要做功課架。佢哋本功課仲大本好多添架!」
(幼稚園既教科書有本特大版,係俾老師教書用既,有時佢哋會用白板筆示範課後練習。)

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA