有少少搞笑:九唔搭八(幼稚園篇)

“A little boy holding a book with a surprised expression on his face” by Ben White on Unsplash

《螞蟻和蟋蟀》故事時間……
老師:「到咗冬天既時候,周圍都係雪,蟋蟀搵唔到嘢食,點算好呢?」
小朋友:「可以食雪榚!YEAH!」

小朋友熱情地揮手叫我,然後示意要講秘密。
我蹲低,她喺我耳邊問:「謝老師,你姓乜架?」

小朋友:「謝老師我入佐XX小學啊!」
我:「哦⋯係啊⋯」
小朋友: 「不過呢間小學好多壞人架!」
我:「吓?點解啊?」
小朋友:「因為我啲阿哥都喺嗰度讀囉。」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA