有少少搞笑:中學生的小學雞對話

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數學堂,學生進入課室應該要開始做堂課(英國好多學校開始上堂都會有一張工作紙叫做「Do Now」,主要係幫溫返學生之前教過既嘢)。兩個男生在吵架。我提醒他們要開始工作。

學生甲:「MISS! 佢叫我做哥斯拉啊!(He called me “gorilla”)」
學生乙:「MISS! 佢叫我老虎先架!(He called me “tiger” first!)」
在旁的學生丙亂入,指著學生甲:「MISS! 佢頭先都叫馬騮啊!( He also called me “monkey”!!)」

而我教的明明是中一不是小一啊。

又是數學堂,又是應該開始做「Do Now」。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA