有少少搞笑:一知半解(幼稚園篇)

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班主任離開課室後,有一個小朋友在搗蛋,班主任回來。
老師大聲說:「頭先有個小朋友好曳啊!」
班主任問:「邊個啊?」
老師:「戴紅色眼鏡嗰個啊!」
該小朋友立即除眼鏡。

小朋友個頭損佐,我問:「咦,你個頭做咩啊?」
小朋友:「我發夢,坎親,之後醒佐!」

茶點時間吃馬拉盞,老師提醒小朋友要撕出包著馬拉盞的紙放在碗中,保持枱面清潔。
小男孩沒跟從指示,隨手把馬拉盞紙放在枱上。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA