有少少搞笑或者勞氣(大學篇)

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有個學生落堂後想問功課,因為我連堂tutorial,要喺五分鐘內set up下堂嘅教材,所以就約佐佢第二日嚟office傾。

第二日,我喺office等佢,有個學生入嚟想問問題。

我:「我淨係可以答你幾分鐘咋,因為有同學約佐依家,應該就到,我要答佢先……一係你遲半個鐘嚟?」
佢:「咁我半個鐘之後嚟啦。」

半個鐘之後,個學生返嚟。

我:「早知頭先答你啦,嗰個琴日約佐我嘅同學無嚟……」
佢:「其實我琴日都有約你㗎……」
我:「吓?你琴日係咪有戴眼鏡同埋紮佐馬尾?」
佢:「係啊!」
我:「唔好意思啊,你無戴眼鏡我唔認得啊。你頭先做乜唔講你約佐我啊?」
佢:「我以為你約佐另一個學生吖嘛。」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA