有少少慘:串錯一個字都唔得😟

“A lego figurine sits on the floor below a shoe, which threatens to crush it” by James Pond on Unsplash

早幾日個傻的媽,令我稔返幾年前收數據時遇到的一個幼稚園小男孩Fred(假名)。

我是由 K1上學期開始觀察Fred,他很喜歡笑,很活潑,對同學友善,到K2,佢好叻仔,見親我都會好興奮咁同我講好多嘢,試過背一大堆恐龍名俾我聽。K3最後一次觀察,佢個樣好多時都有啲累,間唔中會「打喊露」,但都仲會搵我講嘢。

過佐兩個月之後,我返去幼稚園搵老師收問卷,佢雙眼無佐神彩,個樣好累,佢啲同學仔同我揮手,佢望一望我,但係完全無打招呼。我問老師阿Fred做乜好似咁累,老師話佢呢排都係咁,可能係要去interview掛。

放學時間,我經過校車隊,Fred拉一拉我:「我講啲嘢俾你聽吖。」
我蹲下:「乜嘢啊?」
Fred細細聲講:「我媽咪買佐好大盒Lego俾我啊⋯」
我都細細聲(排緊隊搭校車唔可以傾偈):「嘩,咁你咪好開心!」…

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA