我是路痴,卻總給人問路。

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我是一個路痴,不單左右不分,零方向感,更是完全記不清街道和建築物名稱,如果我懂得由A點走到B點,又懂得由B點走到C點,而我要由A點到C點的話,我通常會由A點走到B點再走到C點,即使A點到C點可能有更快捷的方法。我很羨慕那些好像內置了導航系統的朋友,他們不用google map也可以知道各點之間的關係,隨便走也可走到目的地。

但不知怎的,經常有人截停我問路。好像今晚回家,兩分鐘的路程,就給三個途人問路,而我只是成功幫了一個途人。而昨天在旺角新世紀廣場外,就有個阿嬸問我:「旺角喺邊啊?」
我問:「唔,旺角邊度啊?」
阿嬸(少少惡):「我問你你問返我!?」
我:「呢度已經係旺角,我係問你想去旺角邊度?」
結果我係幫佢唔到既,因為佢想去嘅地方Google map無。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA