我十年前home stay可以㨂包唔包早晚餐，㨂佐每日要俾多差不多二十美金，之食佐一星期frozen food…頂唔順自己出街食…. | by 思然 oce | Medium

入左門口佢簡單介紹左間屋係點，之後就入翻房自己打機啦…而我亦太攰，去左自己間房掉低啲嘢就訓。到八點幾先起身，見到個女主人send個massage黎話廚房個鑊入面有餸，係晚餐黎既，我走去一睇，係東北名菜-亂燉！免治牛肉炒豆角青椒西蘭花同黑豆…（根據佢之後俾學校既口供，話呢兜嘢係兩點半整好，然後辯稱唔係屋企係因為佢個仔好頭痛，但問題係，佢個仔明明走出黎開門，仲要走出去食煙，難道咁樣係頭痛？i don’t think so囉…）我同隔離房一個濟…

如何將三日過到好似一個月 — Home Stay荒謬經歷〈1〉

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我十年前home stay可以㨂包唔包早晚餐，㨂佐每日要俾多差不多二十美金，之食佐一星期frozen food…頂唔順自己出街食….

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