幼稚園研究:有少少搞笑,但多多辛酸⋯⋯

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早幾日返幼稚園,即刻大病一場,不禁回想起做幼稚園研究既辛酸吏:

1)細菌病毒天堂

首先,幼稚園最恐怖既唔係多細路,而係多細菌。每逢轉季,小朋友就會輪流病。由於佢哋啲菌我哋平時少接觸,無乜抗體,所以,我同幫手既研究員好易中招,通常收data期間有一半時間都係病住咁收。

最嚴重一次,一個男仔個樣好辛苦,我踎低問佢有冇事,佢眼泛淚光咁望住我,氣若游絲咁講:「謝⋯老⋯師⋯我⋯」之後就嘔,嘔到我成腳同鞋都係。幼稚園政策,一嘔就要全班要緊急疏散去外面操場,咁我都中晒招,老師無謂留喺課室陪葬,於是我就叫佢帶晒成班出課室疏散,自己留佐喺課室陪個小朋友等校工姨姨嚟清理。之後嗰晚我發高燒,病佐成個禮拜。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA