容易受傷的女人:海鷗惹的禍

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因為論盡,在香港我也是經常會撞傷跌例等。來到英國後,我跌倒的次數倍增 — — 天雨路滑加上我因為路痴,經常一邊走路一邊看地圖,人家不知道還會以為我是在玩Pokemon Go,而我其實只是在找路,經常一不留神就會仆倒。比較搞笑的有兩次:

一次是我在一條每天都走的樓梯,只有八級,因為下着雨,我格外留神,步步為營地走著,好不容易走到最低一級,我停下來,大大地鬆了一口氣。

然後一開步,我就滑向前。

因為牛頓第一定律,我的上半身還未準備要向前走,於是我就坐了在地上。

然後後面傳來一堆笑聲。一堆我經常在學校也聽到的笑聲 — — 就是一班學生在搞事時的笑聲。我沿笑聲看過去,見到一羣中學生在大笑,有個還要指著我說:「我見到你跌倒,哈哈哈哈哈……」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA