【大學時代】著名殺手和他的助教

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某科因撞時間關係,迫著要修讀著名殺手那節。殺手(Killer),指很難從他們手中取得好Grade,所以大學生都會儘量避開選著名殺手的課。

殺手外貌年輕,一頭卷曲的及肩秀髮,不像一位殺手,更不像一位教授。第一課,當他(對,他是男的)站在講台時調較咪高峰時,我們還在竊竊私語:「現在的助教還真慘,連調較咪高峰這等鎖事也要做。」(現眼報:十年後自己做助教,不單調較咪高峰,連借咪高峰的電池也要做。)

豈料他較好咪後,清了清喉嚨:「各位好,我是殺手。」(為了保障當時人及筆者的利益,一如以往,這是假名來的。)

我們立時呆了一呆,甚麼!?他是殺手!?

殺手除了外貌不像教授外,行為也不像。他授課時就像諗蹺口令--又快又蹺口。他是本地學生,在本港一所母語教學的大學完成學士課程後,便到了我校修碩士。之後便去了外國,完成了博士學位。返港後…

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA