唔怕生壞命 最怕改壞名

家長幫小朋友改奇怪名,都算係全球化現象,美國英國都有報導過。香港情況其實都唔好得好多,最近做幼稚園頒奬禮既司儀,發現小朋友啲名真係越嚟越怪,越嚟越長,越嚟越難讀⋯⋯家長既創作力量同幻想,真係嚇佐我好多跳。

以下例子全部我都絞盡腦汁稔個一樣情況既例子出嚟(所以呢篇寫佐好耐),非真名,字同音都完全唔一樣。所以,「如有雷同,實屬巧合」 — 如果 貴子女/你識有小朋友真係叫呢個名,我真係恭喜佢,但我真係唔係講緊佢。

1)姓名共有四個字

自古以來,姓名共有四個字通常都係兩種情況:複姓(如令狐/歐陽),又或者結佐婚加埋老公個姓(如林鄭)。

但係呢幾年多佐幼稚園小朋友個名係四個字。我第一次見到有個小女孩叫林王小芳,我心稔,咁快結佐婚?乜依家仲有指腹為婚?後來同老師傾開,先知原來小女孩媽媽姓林,爸爸姓王,然後小女孩個細佬係叫王林小…

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA