前面行入啲!

Please move down inside poster on London Bus.

公司附近的巴士於繁忙時間經常滿座飛站,有時等三十分鐘也無法上車。因此,很多人在遠處難得地碰巧見到巴士停站上客也會「急起直追」。所以,那羣中年人見到有巴士便從斜坡衝下來強擠上車也實在無可厚非。他們一邊擠,一邊大喊:「前面行入口啲!你哋唔行入啲大家都走唔到…」但其實前面已經擠得水泄不通了。靠近車門的男子還大喊「企埋上樓梯啦!!」

擾攘了好一會,司機怒道:「你哋夾硬嚟都無用,你哋擋住個倒後鏡我開唔到車㗎!」最後,靠近車門的男子垂死掙扎地叫了幾聲「前面行入啲」不果後,心有不甘地下了車。他的朋友還繼續在嘮叨說「裏面的人真係衰」云云……

過海後到達九龍站,由於是轉乘站,有很多人下車,亦有很多人想上車。乘客下車後,那幫中年人移入了一點點,為的卻只是讓自己不那麼擠。這時,巴士裏面其實有很多空間。外面想上車的人不停叫喊「唔該前面行入啲吖!」,他們依舊置之不理,其中一人還得意洋洋地說:「企喺風口涼吓先!」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA