出貓的故事

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我有沒有出過貓?

嚴格來說,我應該有出過貓。

聯班出貓事件中,那時跟同學說是因為怕死而不參與,但實際原因是知道過不了自己的心理關口。只是明白不可以直接話「我唔出貓嘞,出貓係唔啱㗎」,否則必會被同學話指責「扮晒嘢」又或是想站在道德高地,本身在班中已經不算受歡迎,所以只好找個冠冕堂皇的藉口來推卻。

為甚麼我對出貓那樣決絕?是因為小學六年級的社會科或是健教科考試(註:我們小學時有「社科健」 — — 即社會、科學、健教。現在合為一科常識。)。我記得做卷時,一條問題的答案是「聖約翰救傷隊」,但寫「翰」字時,寫了「十日十人」後卻完全想不起怎樣寫,想了一會後便放棄,繼續做其他題目。做完卷,繼續苦思如何寫「翰」字,忽然想去洗手間。

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA