冧死人既中學生

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琴日運動會跟一個語障中一學生,佢平時喺課室無乜嘢講,琴日我聽佢講既嘢應該多過我過去半年幫佢時聽佢講嘅嘢。

中一學生:「你乜嘢社架?」

我:「我唔知喎(學校無話過俾我聽)。」
學生:「咁你平時同邊啲學生一齊最多啊?」
我:「咪你囉。」
學生:「咁你應該同我一樣係藍社!你仲要著藍色,你一定係藍社。」
我:「唔知係咪,我陣間去問下。」

我中場休息走去問負責社既副校長我係乜社。

副校長:「因為你遲入職所以我無分你落社啊。你想要邊個社?」
我:「吓原來自己揀㗎…」(稔緊不如揀紅社因為中學係紅社)
副校長:「就藍社啦,你著藍色。」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA