你唔好嬲到唔玩喎，唔係到我要嘔claps，你係我既大戶 :P。 | by 思然 oce | Medium

佢個email用詞係suspended，咁如果嗰位朋友係自己deactivate個account又點呢？如果deactivate都係咁的話，萬一啲大戶好似史兄（唔想亂tag你，你自己蒲頭啦）呢類，有一日唔玩deactivate account的話，咁我咪嘔claps嘔到仆街？

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1 min readApr 5, 2018

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你唔好嬲到唔玩喎，唔係到我要嘔claps，你係我既大戶 :P。

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