你吹咩?

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今天去中學做研究。那組中一男生已經見過好幾遍,等待上課時,有時會和他們閒聊一下,教他們做功課,所以雖然不算熟絡,但也算是可以談一兩句。中一的男生,其實和小六的男生分別不太大,都是傻呼呼的。

一踏入課室,其實一位學生偉仔(化名)見到我,辟頭便向我說:「你吹咩?」

要不是他聲線異常興奮,再加上已經認識了他好一陣子,知道他是學校樂團成員,真的會以為他是在罵人。

其實他只是見到我拿著小提琴盒,而他自己又是吹單簧管,以為裏面的是管樂,所以想問我吹甚麼吧……

我笑說:「吹咩?你講呢盒?我呢個唔係吹架……」

頑皮同學:「你唔好一見到人就問人吹咩啦……」

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PhD | Research Psychologist | Psychometrician | Learning Support Assistant | IT Auditor/Consultant | ex-CISA/CISSP | Top Writer in Humor | Work in HK, UK, USA